• What’s up with the rule that students can only change their lanyards if it’s school or military-related?? Just let me wear my “Cars” lanyard in peace!!! 
• What’s up with the Snapchat map drowning the people in Florida during Hurricane Irma??? I already thought that being able to see where people are at all times was creepy, but that’s just cold, Snapchat!!
• What’s up with the rule that you can only use THREE props in senior pictures?? How come no one thought to mention this to me before I showed up?!!
• What’s up with our school selling rolled ice cream every Wednesday?!?! Oh, we’re fancy, huh? *Drake voice*
• What’s up with the NBA making new seamless and weightless jerseys for the players?!? Blake Griffin now looks as cute as ever; I don’t think my poor little heart can handle it!!
• What’s up with people getting mad at me because I’m already excited about Halloween and Christmas?!? Yeah, it’s only the end of September and what!!?
• What’s up with half of the world being attacked by hurricanes, while the other half is on fire? And people are really going to still say global warming is fake, huh…?
• What’s up with Taylor Swift’s newest song, “Look What You Made Me Do,” being a freaking banger?? Pleaaase hate me for saying this, I’m still going to jam out to it.
• What’s up with the Hawkview going online this year??? We’re finally getting with the 21st century!
• What’s up with the senior pictures wait lines being crazy long??! My appointment was at 11:45 a.m, I left at 3 p.m!! That should be illegal!!

Illustrations by Sahara Garcia and Mlen Azurin/Hawkview